I used to wonder why people disliked the smell of durian. However, after having a couple boxes of durians placed in my refrigerator for a couple of days, I notice that it was not that the durain was smelly, the smell is just so strong that you get sick of it after awhile. The worse part is that my parents do not want to eat them, and I cannot eat them either. On the first day of the invasion of the durains, I went ahead and ate two pieces, only to get unwanted bowel activities on the very same night. It might be coincidence, but I am not taking the chance. This leaves my sister to two boxes of durains, and she is the master of counting calories or whatever unhealthy measurement units they came up with. An advantage of this habit is that I get to eat her chocolates and mooncakes. The disadvantage is that the durian is going to be there for a long, long time. In fact, I will not be too surprised if they were to have already degraded into carbon atoms the next time I open the box, approximately in a few centuries.
Well, there is only a few more days of school left. So few, in fact, that it is that time of the year again. The time where you exhaust all your White Slip tolerance and let of some steam! After a long year of following the rules, here the top three ways to get some white slips.
Warning: Remember, maximum White Slips you can hold without getting owned is 3. So if you already have 2 or more, please do not attempt anything. Especially you Bryan.
3rd Ponning -
Ponning a lecture is not effective. Since no attendance is taken, and there are so many people supposed to attend, your absence will surely not be noticed. Try ponning something with a smaller class size, like a tutorial! If this is still not enough to get you slipped, try running into the teacher and telling her about how you spent her period hiding in another classroom playing DotA.
2nd Playing Cards -
There are two ways to doing this. For those with a friends who insists on going for those lectures even though they are not going to listen anyway, you could make them play in the lecture theater. By this time of the week, there should be so little people that did not skip the lecture that you might be the only people there. That would ensure you get caught. For those who want to play outside lectures, there is still a chance to get yourself slipped. You would need some betting chips, which can be found in any mahjong set. Bidding boxes are a major nono, since that might make the teachers think that you are playing bridge, which means that would just confiscate the cards. No slips gained, one deck lost. Fail.
1st Dress code breaking -
If you are intending to bring home clothes to school on the last day so that you can celebrate the end of the school term, why not just wear it to school? This would not only save you some space in your bag, it will also get you a slip for sure. You might even get booted out of school and get to leave for your LAN session (or whatever) early! How is that for multiple advantages. Shirts with vulgarities on them are sure to get some attention. For the girls, mini-skirts will turn a few heads to, probably half the people who turn up. The guy half.
Whatever method you use, remember to keep in mind that it is going to be a tough process, as the relaxed enforcement of rules are getting even slacker. Good luck maxing out your slips.
xw 7:34 AM
