Everything will fall into place

Friday, August 7, 2009

My desk is in a mess. Maybe I should take some time to clear all these crap.

Long Ruler - This object can help you measure stuff that are up to 30cm long. It can also help you draw really long and straight lines for physics spar.
Drumsticks - Great for spinning. And keeping rhythm, though it tends to damage objects that you drum on.
Almost Completed Deck of Poker Cards - 51 cards with identical backings! Useless until the missing card is identified and found.
Hand Phone - A device that can help me contact people I know. Also allows others to invade my privacy.
Hexo-Dane - Blue liquid in a bottle. Keeps swine flu at bay, at the cost of alcohol smelling hands.
"High School Musical" Magic 8 Ball - Answers any "yes-no" questions you might have about the universe. Proven to work half the time.
Banned Electronic Chinese Dictionary - Which idiot made an electronic chinese dictionary and add so much functions that it cannot be brought to an examination hall? And which idiot bought it?
Scientific Calculator - Saw me through my secondary four end-of-years, only to be ditched by me for a more sexy Graphic Calculator the following year.
Singapore Flag (x3) - These flags can make any Singaporean swell with pride and love for the nation.
Pen with no Ink - Who needs ink when you can spin?
Garfield Clock - Claims that it is 12:47 all day round.
Chinese Oral Notes - These notes allows the owner to equip himself/herself with the knowledge needed to almost pass a Chinese Oral Examination.
Project Work Papers+Journal - Arrgghh. PW sucks.
Torchlight - Helps me find my way around my messy desk when it gets too dark.
Stuffed Bear - <3
Guitar Pick and Capo - These two magical items can make music when comboed with a guitar. And someone who knows how to play the guitar.
Piece of Paper - Huh? This thing has 8 random letters written on it followed by a number. Mystery shrouds the meaning of these letters and number.
Penknife - Sharp object that can cut paper and slash wrists.
Scissors - Sharp object that can only cut paper.
80 cents - Just enough money to buy a bottle of F&N orange from a vending machine in school.
King of Hearts - This dude got lost from the rest of his friends. Is that why he is stabbing his own head?
Maple Prepaid Card - A card with a Pepe on it. Reminds me of the sucky times i had playing Maplestory.
2006 Calendar - Used to be useful a long time ago.
Library Book - A book from the library. Proof that I read.

xw 3:17 AM